CONFESSION BOOTH THE FIRST

I was recently asked to curate and host a new live reading night at The Wall at World Bar called CONFESSION BOOTH, and the first event is TONIGHT! (I’m shit at remembering to update this site! Yeah!)

RHYS MULDOON, NADINE VON COHEN, DARRYN KING, MATT BANHAM, NATHAN HARRISON and SYMONNE TORPY will be sharing their darkest confessions with the audience. Audience members will also have a chance to make an anonymous confession, which I’ll read out at the end of the night. I’ll be making a confession after all, and it is about the worst thing I have ever done – an incident that led me to coin the term ‘proudshame’.

It’s at 7:30 upstairs at 24 Bayswater Road in King’s Cross, free entry and free champagne on arrival.

Here’s  a cool little interview on Time Out Sydney about the event:

Confession Booth curator A.H. Cayley explains the thinking behind Sydney’s new night of spoken word.

Why did you choose these particular speakers?

I’m a huge fan of everyone on the bill. That was pretty much it, really – the selection criterion was ‘are you awesome?’. Nadine von Cohen is such a clever writer, and her almost-performance art Twitter feed is hilarious. But honestly, her stuff for The Vine – she takes these often flimsy topics and subverts them, makes them wildly funny and hugely engaging. That’s not easy to do.

Darryn King‘s great in Time Out, but when he’s able to write more creatively he’s just superb. I fucking loved his Banksy piece. Even just on Twitter, his sense of humour and timing is marvellous. He’s a Penguin Plays Rough alumnus, too, so he comes with a certificate of awesomticity.

Nathan Harrison‘s Sydney Fringe performance of Georges Perec’s The Art and Craft of Approaching Your Head of Department to Submit a Request for a Raise at PACT last year was amazing, and Applespiel, the ensemble in which he writes and performs, just keeps kicking new goals, so I really wanted his voice on this bill.

I think Matt Banham‘s going to be an interesting one. All I know about his confession is that it will be set to music. He’s very easily misunderstood; his sense of humour is so dry and absurd at the same time. But then, he comes out with these perfectly written observations! No Through Road’s ‘How To Make You Cum’ is such a gorgeous, heartbreaking song. If you can write something so beautiful about passionless fucking, you’re on the bill. No question.

Symonne Torpy‘s probably my favourite emerging writer at the moment. She emailed me last year with a link to her blog, The People Collector, which I was expecting to be really shit, or very self-congratulatory, because who emails strangers a link to their blog? Anyway, I clicked on the link and decided within about half a minute that I had to commission a piece from her for the next issue of PAN Magazine. I love the way she sees things, I love her voice. Her sense of character and empathy is stunning. A real acid wit, too.

I probably don’t need to explain why I chose Rhys Muldoon; that one explains itself. He’s achieved so much in Australian film, TV and theatre, but his reading at the last Men of Letters event sealed the deal. It was one of the most joyfully, explicitly pornographic things I’ve ever heard in public – he basically spent ten minutes sexually harrassing the entire audience. And yet, he’s adored by parents nationwide for his work on Playschool and his new kids’ album, I’m Not Singing. Also, Genie From Down Under was the greatest TV show ever. That’s the main reason he’s on the bill, really. Read the whole damn thing.

Review: Meredith 2012

For Pedestrian.

Meredith Music Festival 2011 Highlights

Meredith, and its younger sister, Golden Plains, have the reputation of being the best music festivals in Australia, and with good reason. Unlike others, plastered in corporate branding, expanding in size and decreasing in quality to grab mainstream appeal in a swamped market, the two festivals held at the Supernatural Amphitheatre have remained true to their roots. Meredith Music Festival began 21 years ago as a party on the Nolan family farm for friends, and it still is – there are just a few more friends these days.

As new festivals collapse and older festivals struggle, Pedestrian went to Meredith’s coming of age to see why it remains so successful and adored. It was all good; these are just some highlights. Read the whole damn thing.

Launch: PAN Magazine #2, Wednesday Sept 28th

You should come to this! World Bar, Wednesday 28th of September (next week Get a calendar, Cayley – it’s the week after next, sorry).

We’ll be selling discounted copies of the mag, as well as the awesome canvas PANMagbags.

I’ll be doing a reading of my synaesthetic music review column Colour Me Pop. Pip Smith, Vanessa Berry, Ben Rumble and Trent Marden will also be reading some of their work.

Also: Bands! Live art! DJ!

All money raised on the night will go towards issue three.

The Facebook event page is here.

Update: PAN Magazine Receives an Awesome Foundation Grant.

What fabulous, exciting news, to be awarded a $1000 grant from the Awesome Foundation. Not only will it help the issue get to print, it’s a nice reminder that other people care about PAN too.

Last month, PAN raised $2365 on Pozible from readers pre-ordering their copies of issue #2. Many donated far above the price of a single issue and a PanMagBag (canvas, sturdy, fashionable).

We felt pretty good about that. Now we feel fucking Awesome.

Issue #2 will be available soon.

Update: Acting Weekend Editor, Pedestrian.

I’ll be filling in for the next few weeks as weekend editor at Pedestrian. Ace! A fine outlet for opinions, on the internet.

Send me yr press releases, lookbooks, CDs, tour news – all that kind of thing – to be considered for content.

Review: Lady Gaga Live

For Time Out Sydney.

Lady Gaga at Sydney Town Hall

Sydney is renowned for its loud personality. It can be seen in even a cursory glance of our wonderfully seedy neon nightlife, or the tourists flowing into our sure of itself, sapphiric Harbour, or even the colour injected into our sartorial identity, forever touted by local fashion commentators as what really sets us apart from oh-they-do-like-black-don’t-they Melbourne. This is the city in which a terrifying incandescent face is just a gate, and the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade is the largest celebration of in-your-face fabulousness in the entire world.

It seems strange, then, that a gathering of loud personalities to witness one of the loudest should seem such an occasion to passers by. And yet, it is. Surrounded by beaming teenagers in outrageous outfits (“This took me 12 nights to finish!” yells one boy in an enviably gorgeous fitted pleather bustier with immense shoulder detail), it’s impossible not to get caught up in the vibe, while on the other side of a barrier, nine-to-fivers on their way home sit around, some leaning against the metal gates, and… watch. They just watch. Read the whole damn thing.

Editorial: Alexander McQueen’s Royal Wedding Gown – Success, or Sacrilege?

For Pedestrian.

Alexander McQueen’s Royal Wedding Gown: Success, or Sacrilege?

Lee Alexander McQueen CBE is the reason I love fashion. It was he who, with his house, Alexander McQueen, convinced me of the notion of fashion as art. When I received the news on February 12th 2010 that McQueen had ended his own life, I cried. The possibility of Alexander McQueen is the reason I, a proud republican (in both the Australian and Irish definitions) sat down to watch the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton on Friday night. When she stepped out of that car at Westminster Abbey in a dress that was undoubtedly Alexander McQueen, again, I cried.

It was both a triumph and an incredibly poignant moment for the label so soon after McQueen’s suicide, but it’s also an uncomfortable contradiction that such a challenging label, founded by such a true punk, would end up receiving the greatest seal of institutional and conservative approval a label could ever receive. Read the whole damn thing.